Everyone Was Thinking It, I Just Said It - Coaster

Finally, a coaster for the hero-slash-menace who blurts out the stuff everyone else is too polite to say. Featuring a smug-looking bloke and the brutally honest words “Everyone was thinking it, I just said it,” this cork-backed hardboard gem is perfect for truth bombs, awkward silences, and pissing off your in-laws at Sunday lunch.

• Cork backing to keep it steady while you stir the pot
• Hardboard top tough enough for beers, wines, coffees, or your third “accidental” gin
• Ideal gift for that mate who’s got no filter and no shame (aka your spirit animal)

Basically, it’s the coaster equivalent of calling bullshit out loud — and then raising a glass to it.