Shhh. Coffee First. Your Stupid Shit Later Coaster.

Silence is golden. Especially before caffeine.

Let this glorious little ceramic coaster do the early morning heavy lifting: delivering sass and protecting your surfaces while you try not to commit a felony before 9am. With raised UV accents that gleam like your last ounce of patience, it politely (okay, not-so-politely) reminds everyone to zip it until you’ve had your sacred bean juice.

Perfect for home, the office, or any place people feel weirdly comfortable oversharing before you’ve had a sip.

✅ Coffee goes here. Conversations do not.

✅ Raised UV text, because bold statements deserve bold lettering

✅ Best paired with an eye roll and a deep sigh

Because nothing intelligent ever starts with “Good morning!”